Overheard in the WUSTL Classroom

As we get closer to the end of the first week of February, talk of spring break plans has been cropping up everywhere. Unfortunately, these conversations aren’t very interesting with most of my friends. I get two answers: “going home” or “studying for the MCAT.” (Yes, most of these people are Asian). It just makes me so sad. Life as a premed must be so boring. Hours and hours of lectures about cells and vectors and subjects beyond my comprehension. As an English and Educational Studies double major, I get hours and hours of:

“What does it mean that Helen sleeps with Leonard?”
Student volunteers, blahblahblah.
“Are you saying it was a mercy fuck?”

“All I need in life is the Holy Trinity. Good women, good food, and good liquor.”

“So what keeps her from doing the nasty is…?”

“Women troubles. The one I want to call doesn’t call, but the one I don’t want keeps knocking.”

I’ll keep updating this with my favorite and most outrageous (but not necessarily tasteful) quotes of the semester as we keep going. Each update is on its own page below. All of you in 300-person classes, be jealous!

Pages: 1 2 3 4